Don’t be discouraged. It is what it seemed.

After much deliberation, I’m going to spare you. Spare you from waxing poetic about the weight of one’s final words, spare you from philosophical jargon of what it means to be alive, spare you from advice for how to love your loved ones, fully and without hesitation. I’m going to spare you from the pages I’ve written for this post. Trust me, it’s better this way.

I mean, Jesus, we’re just talking about mushrooms here.

(Recipe for Drew’s Shrooms follows)